Spaceman Kaison and the Mystery of the Lunar Base!

Spaceman Kaison beneath the moon’s surface.

In a universe of infinite adventure, one boy dares to go where no one has gone before!

Presenting… SPACEMAN KAISON AND THE MYSTERY OF THE LUNAR BASE!

⬅️ Previously on Spaceman Kaison and the Mystery of the Lunar Base, Kaison’s rocket blasted off, narrowly avoiding disaster with a daring course correction. An asteroid strike forced him into a tense EVA repair, making his ship faster—too fast! After a breakneck space station docking, he refueled and rocketed towards the Moon. What secrets await?

🌕 Destination: THE MOON!

From the depths of space, Spaceman Kaison receives a crackling distress call:

“This is Lieutenant Vega… sabotaged… [static] something inside the base… it’s… alive!”

🚀 Kaison’s eagle eyes spot the source—a tiny escape pod spiraling helplessly toward the Moon’s surface, its thrusters dead. With seconds to spare, the heroic spaceman accelerates his rocket ship, launching a glittering magnetic net. It snares the pod in mid-air, just before it plunges to fiery doom!

Inside the rocket, Kaison frees the unconscious astronaut and secures her in the co-pilot’s seat. But their sudden maneuver sends the ship hurtling dangerously close to the Moon! With a crash that echoes across the lunar plains, Kaison’s rocket slams into the surface, its proud engines silenced forever.

🌘 Secrets of the Moonbase!

👩🏽‍🚀 The astronaut awakens, her piercing gaze meeting Kaison’s. “I’m Lieutenant Vega,” she announces, her voice trembling. “I escaped the Moonbase, but… but there’s something beneath it. Something alive!

🤫 Kaison, ever the unflappable hero, raises a finger to his lips. “Shhhhh,” he whispers. “You’re interrupting my nap.” 💤

Vega stares in disbelief as Kaison reclines in his ruined ship. Shrugging, she sets off toward the Moonbase alone.

‼️ Hours later, Kaison is jolted awake by the shrill alarm of his spacesuit. His oxygen supply is dwindling—just one hour left! Leaping into action, Kaison bounds across the Moon’s desolate landscape, his powerful strides carrying him ever closer to the ominous Moonbase.

🤖 Captured by the Moon Miners!

As the lunar fortress looms ahead, Kaison spies a terrible sight—an army of robots digging furiously into the Moon’s surface! Suddenly, metallic eyes lock onto him. Before he can draw his laser pistol, the robots surround him, their weapons humming with deadly energy. Marching him to an airlock, they thrust him into a cell, where he finds none other than Lieutenant Vega!

The cell door hisses open, revealing a pompous young man clad in a glittering silver uniform.

🧑‍🚀 “I am Rodrik, son of the great Space Pirate, Captain Magnus Voidclaw!” he sneers. “Who are you to trespass on my Moonbase?” Without waiting for an answer, Rod launches into a tirade, deriding their intelligence and boasting of his own brilliance, before storming out in a huff.

🏴‍☠️ Moments later, the true mastermind arrives: the dreaded Space Pirate himself! His fiery orange spacesuit and flowing blue cape strike an imposing figure. Stroking his beard, he bellows, “You will mine for me, Spaceman! Your strength will fuel my conquest of the stars!”

🔫 But Spaceman Kaison is not so easily cowed. With lightning reflexes, he snatches his hidden laser pistol and fires, the bolt striking the pirate square in the chest! Robots return fire, their beams sizzling past Kaison as he dives for cover.

Rodrik swears he will have his revenge on Spaceman Kaison.

🌑 The Horror Below!

Seizing the moment, Kaison and Vega flee the chaos, finding a hidden trapdoor in the Moonbase floor. They descend into darkness, their path illuminated by the faint glow of Vega’s stolen flashlight.

The air grows heavy with an alien hum, and the walls seem alive with strange, pulsing energy. “This base wasn’t built by humans,” Vega whispers. “Something ancient slumbers here…”

🕳️ Suddenly, from the shadows, a massive tentacle erupts, wrapping around Kaison’s leg! Vega screams as the mighty spaceman is dragged into the inky depths, his cries swallowed by the void.

Terror Beneath the Lunar Crust!

Will Spaceman Kaison and Lieutenant Vega escape the Moonbase alive? And what unspeakable terror lies beneath the lunar surface?

Find out next time in… SPACEMAN KAISON AND THE HORROR BELOW THE MOON!


We’re using Fate Accelerated to tell our adventure.


🧑🏽‍🚀 Spaceman Kaison

Approaches

🛡️ Careful: Average (+1)
🧠 Clever: Fair (+2)
✨ Flashy: Fair (+2)
💪 Forceful: Good (+3)
⚡ Quick: Mediocre (+0)
🕶️ Sneaky: Average (+1)

Stress

▢ ▢ ▢

Consequences

Mild (2):
Moderate (4):
Severe (6):

Refresh

3

Aspects

High Concept: TBD
Trouble: TBD
Other Aspects: TBD

Stunts

🚀 Hold My PB&J: Once per session, I can automatically succeed at an Overcome action involving Flashy piloting, as long as the action is particularly bold or reckless (e.g., docking at breakneck speeds, pulling off a barrel roll under fire). This stunt comes with a complication—I must deal with stress or consequences to my ship afterward.


👩🏽‍🚀 Lieutenant Vega

Approaches

🛡️ Careful: Mediocre (+0)
🧠 Clever: Good (+3)
✨ Flashy: Average (+1)
💪 Forceful: Average (+1)
⚡ Quick: Fair (+2)
🕶️ Sneaky: Fair (+2)

Stress

▢ ▢ ▢

Consequences

Mild (2):
Moderate (4):
Severe (6):

Aspects

High Concept: Determined Space Officer Haunted by Secrets of the Moon. Trouble: Independent and cautious nature often make it hard for her to rely on others, even in dire situations.
Other Aspects: Her intelligence is matched by her quick wit, though her bluntness can rub people the wrong way.

Stunts

💻 Hacker: Because I am a space spy, I gain a +2 to Clever attacks when hacking a computer.

Ran into my neighbor.

Meta free.

I like the official Pixelfed app, but it’s slow to load. I’m hoping that just due to a mass influx of people joining instances in a single day.

📋 This ain’t some corporate, assembly-line comic book crap. This is the MASTODON ULTIMATE COMIC BOOK STARTER PACK, the big kahuna of indie comic collections. We’re talking visionary artists, colorists, inkers, letterers, publishers, and webcomics–the best damn talent this side of anywhere!

Whew, what a day! I met with illustrator Buğra Batuhan Berah to discuss the 2025 timeline for VIKINGS vs SAMURAI, and interviewed Douglas Rushkoff, Richard Metzger, Arden Leigh, and James Curcio for Mage: The Podcast.

Sunday, I chat with the multi-talented James Curcio—writer, artist, & musician—about magic, the state of magic culture today, & how you can sprinkle magic into your Mage: The Ascension games. Got a question for James? Let me know, I’ll be sure to bring it up during our conversation!

Sunday I’ll sit down with the wonderful Arden Leigh, chaos magician & musician based out of LA. Grant Morrison called his “magical heir.” We’ll talk all things magic & share some tips on how to weave it into your Mage: The Ascension game. Any burning questions? Send them my way!

Arden Leigh

This Sunday, I’ll be sitting down with Richard Metzger, the author and TV host of Disinformation and The Magick Show. We’ll be diving into all things magic and chatting about how to bring it to life in your Mage: The Ascension game. If you’ve got any questions for Richard, send them my way!

Richard Metzger

Friday I interview Douglas Rushkoff, media theorist, writer, columnist, lecturer, graphic novelist, documentarian, and all-around nice guy about magic, where magic culture stands today, and how to bring magic to life in your Mage: The Ascension game. Let me know if you have questions for Douglas.

Douglas Rushkoff

📺 What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - ★★★★★

I binge-watched all six seasons and loved every episode. I might even rewatch the series.

What We Do in the Shadows poster

Finished reading: Psychic Self-Defense by Dion Fortune 📚

Spaceman Kaison and the Mystery of the Lunar Base!

Spaceman Kaison!

In a universe of infinite adventure, one boy dares to go where no one has gone before!

Presenting… SPACEMAN KAISON AND THE MYSTERY OF THE LUNAR BASE!

🧑🏽‍🚀 Our hero, Spaceman Kaison, begins his daring mission: blast off from Earth, resupply his rocket at the cosmic crossroads of a space station, and uncover a secret mission on the mysterious Moon!

🚀 BLAST OFF!

Kaison’s rocket thunders into the sky, shaking with unimaginable power. The crushing force of liftoff pins him to his seat, gravity’s grip fighting to pull him back. Suddenly, 📡 Mission Control reports disaster! A navigational error threatens to send the ship hurtling to its fiery doom! 🖥️ But with nerves of steel, Kaison recalibrates the onboard computer, steering the rocket back on course. Victory! He soars into the weightlessness of space, feeling the thrilling freedom of zero gravity.

But danger lurks in the void! IMPACT! ☄️ An asteroid collides with Kaison’s ship, embedding itself deep in the hull. The clock is ticking—failure to repair it will spell doom in just one hour! 🛠️ With no time to waste, Kaison dons his space helmet, grabs his trusty toolbox, and ventures into the vacuum of space. Scaling his ship with the precision of a master engineer, he carefully removes the asteroid and fortifies his ship, making it faster than ever before! But wait—it’s TOO FAST!

Hurtling toward the space station at breakneck speed, Kaison faces his greatest test of skill. With a pilot’s instinct and split-second timing, he executes a flawless docking maneuver, saving both his ship and the space station. Inside, the crew refuels his ship, providing essential supplies—and a crucial ration of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! 💤 After a well-deserved nap, Kaison is ready for the final leg of his mission.

🌖 Destination: THE MOON!

What challenges will Spaceman Kaison face on the lunar surface? What secrets lie within the shadowed craters? Find out in the next thrilling installment of Spaceman Kaison and the Mystery of the Lunar Base!


We’re using Fate Accelerated to tell our adventure.


🧑🏽‍🚀 Spaceman Kaison

Approaches

🛡️ Careful: Average (+1)
🧠 Clever: Fair (+2)
✨ Flashy: Fair (+2)
💪 Forceful: Good (+3)
⚡ Quick: Mediocre (+0)
🕶️ Sneaky: Average (+1)

Stress

▢ ▢ ▢

Consequences

Mild (2):
Moderate (4):
Severe (6):

Refresh

3

Aspects

High Concept: TBD
Trouble: TBD
Other Aspects: TBD

Stunts

🚀 Hold My PB&J: Once per session, I can automatically succeed at an Overcome action involving Flashy piloting, as long as the action is particularly bold or reckless (e.g., docking at breakneck speeds, pulling off a barrel roll under fire). This stunt comes with a complication—I must deal with stress or consequences to my ship afterward.

Cheese flavored Oreos aren’t bad. More salty than cheesy, and the saltiness brings out the sweetness.

Asphalt spider.

Hosannas From The Basements Of Hell

Hosannas From The Basements Of Hell - Killing Joke poster

🎵 Hosannas From The Basements Of Hell - Killing Joke

My favorite Killing Joke album is Extremities, Dirt & Various Repressed Emotions. The Joke clawed their way back to the grit of post-punk’s raw marrow, but with a sharper edge. As for the second, it fluctuates, but currently it’s Hosannas From The Basements Of Hell. The album’s a bludgeon, a cudgel swung mercilessly, and it’s the track “Invocation” that I love the most—a hymn to chaos and war. “Mankind becomes the whore” indeed.

Unfallen.

Finished reading: Tragedy, the Greeks and Us by Simon Critchley📚

Mournful night.

Finished reading: The Hermetica by Timothy Freke 📚